Texan Jokes

Ah’d a hoss, but it broke its leg, so I shot it.  Now it’s got a broken leg and a gunshot wound.  Ah dunno why they say t’shoot it, ah suppose it helps wi’ the healing process or sumthin’.
 
 
Ah cain’t stay long, Ah’ve got to go and sort mah boy out.  He’s in trouble at school.  He was having sex with his teacher.  Plus he was being home-schooled.  That ain’t good.
 
If your richest relative buys a new house, and enlists your help to remove the wheels, then, you might just be a red-neck.
 
If you’ve ever had to haul paint up to the top of a water tower to defend your sister’s honour, then you might be a red-neck.
 
If you go to the family reunion to look for women, then you might be a red-neck.
 
If your wallet and your dog are both on a chain, then you might be a red-neck,
 
etc,etc.
 
 
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