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Morbid Humour from an Equities Analyst

One of the tipster sheets that I keep up with has recently put me onto Invocare.  His arguments are compelling.  One could almost say they are life-and-death arguments. In times of high volatility  (like now) the prudent investor flies to … Continue reading

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Three-in-a-bed Sex Romp

My wife tells me that my blog is acquiring a superior and tiresome tone about it.  With a choice of subject-matter worthy of the editorial column of the Guardian Weekly. It’s probably true.  And also probably true that most of … Continue reading

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True Story

Sebastian Coe had just won a Gold medal at the the Los Angeles Olympics in 1984.  He was invited by the committee of the MCC to come and watch England play cricket in an Ashes test, and then to deliver … Continue reading

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“I guess they drank too much and couldn’t get out”

Lost director Jack Bender on why there weren’t more Aussie survivors from the doomed flight out of Sydney      

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Texan Jokes

Ah’d a hoss, but it broke its leg, so I shot it.  Now it’s got a broken leg and a gunshot wound.  Ah dunno why they say t’shoot it, ah suppose it helps wi’ the healing process or sumthin’.   … Continue reading

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A joke for Software Development Managers of a certain age

Did you hear about the new object oriented version of COBOL that ANSI have just ratified?   It is called ‘INCREMENT COBOL BY ONE.’  

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